Paris’ Rue St. Germain and its Famous Sidewalk Cafe’s

11 06 2009

les deux magots

As a fan of John Hemingway, Henry Miller, Oscar Wilde, Orson Wells and even Jim Morrison, I had always heard rumours of the Parisian sidewalk cafe’s where these famous writers had spent mornings, afternoons and evenings creating their masterpieces. Each resource I consulted before visiting Paris pointed to three famous sidewalk cafe’s on Rue St. Germain: Les deux Magots; Cafe de Flore and the Brasserie Lipp

From afar in the US, these cafe’s seemed like healing baths for the struggling writers of the world, and that to proceed to the next level one must sit where the master’s sat, eat the same baguets and cheese the master’s ate, and drink the same house wine they drank by the barrel.  

My search for writing inspiration on the Left Bank bordered on romantic and cheesy, but since my wife Jenny witnessed me reading Down and Out in Paris and London, listened as I recited Hills Like White Elephants to her, accompanied me to a performance of The Importance of Being Earnest, and shared my love for the Doors, she still thought of my quest as romantic. So when we ‘accidentally’ ended up on Rue St. Germain one afternoon after spending the morning walking the entire Champs Elysees, to and from our hotel in the Left Bank, it was not only perfect timing to beat our thirst and hunger, but also ‘cute’ in her eyes.

Rue St. Germain is like any busy boulevard in New York City, packed with people and cars and action. The energy on the sidewalk is electric, especially in the afternoon, as random bands play at street corners, beautiful people shop, smart cars honk, cyclists dart in and out of traffic, and foodies populate the sidewalk cafes.

Brasserie LippOur fist stop was the Brasserie Lipp, reportedly Hemingway’s favorite. The Lipp is less sidewalk cafe and more restaurant, so we sat inside, by the window. Our waiter looked just like Hemingway did before he died; a good-looking, but old and rude gentleman who insisted we try the steak tar-tar.

We politely declined, had a beer to quench our thirsts and watched as our American neighbors mowed some raw hamburger covered with raw egg, remarking how, “delicate” it was. Feeling uninspired and wondering what my idol ever saw in the place, we left and skipped across the busy boulevard to Cafe de Flore.

Cafe de FloreNow this was a traditional sidewalk cafe! And apparently the favorite hangout of Morrison, whose grave we had visited the day prior. The problem was, there were no tables open on the sidewalk. Again, we were forced to sit inside as we sipped Memosa’s. It was like being barred from the VIP section, and as with the Brasserie Lipp, I felt nothing special in terms of writing inspiration. So we left.

As we approached Les Deux Magots we laughed at the name, but kept an open mind that perhaps the hangout of Wilde, the freakshow that he was, would drive some sort of inspiration. A dark-haired waiter approached as we entered the foyer, smiled and made a table for us on the sidewalk. Literally, he grabbed a new table from his back pocket (?!), along with some settings, pushed some other tables of people out of the way, and made room for us. We felt so special!

Soon we were squelching our hunger with a cheese plates, a couple of Croquet Madam’s, some Saumon fume de Norvege et toasts (salmon and cream cheese on toast), and the house white wine. It was bliss. A jazz band played across the street while we drank freely, and ate, and discussed American inhibitions for the next four hours.street band

We fell in love with the Parisian way of life that afternoon, with their love for everything food, wine, art, women and conversation. 

I could finally understand why my heroes had chosen these cafes and this street to conduct their business. The creative inspiration sits before your eyes in the food, the wine and the people that surround you; all the texture of our lives intertwined like a braid on a busy Parisian street. All it took to open my eyes was an afternoon lounging at Les deux Margots.

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Product Review: Golf Refugees’ Black Balls

28 05 2009
The new Black Ball, on the tee at the 18th at Chambers Bay

Golf Refugees' black ball, on the tee at the 18th at Chambers Bay

I found Golf Regugees through Twitter and after doing some research on the company’s black golf ball, became intrigued. Like most golfers I’d love twenty more yards off the tee and this ball promised it, plus touch around the greens, mostly because of its unique heat-absorbing black cover. According to the guys at Golf Refugees, due to its color, the ball absorbs more sunlight, making it both longer and softer on hot, sunny days. And easier to see in the air.

It sounded too good to be true, and seemed a leap for a Titleist Pro-V1 boy, but also was worth investigating. I reached out with goodwill accross the pond, as Golf Refugees is based in the UK, and before I knew it was in possession of a sleeve of black golf balls. The company wanted me to put their new balls to the test.

Non-Scientific Performance Test: Recently, while reviewing the 7,106-yard Chambers Bay on a bright and sunny day, I was playing well and thought it a great time to test out the black ball. I broke one out of my bag and warmed it in the sun on my push-cart for a couple of holes, turning it occasionally. We were playing the nine’s in reverse, having tee’d off on hole 10, and I decided the 541-yard par-5 18th (our 9th) would prove as the perfect proving ground.

The  black ball was actually warm when I put it on the tee. It looked cool. And it went a mile!

The drive I hit on hole 18 was probably the best of the day, laser-beam straight, and probably 30-yards longer than normal. I then hit a hybrid from 235-yards to the back of the green, about 40-feet from the hole. Maybe there was something to this ball! It felt soft enough with the long game.

The black ball, in service on the 18th green at Chambers Bay

The black ball, in service on the 18th green at Chambers Bay

But then I three-putted for par. I’m a bad putter though, I had thought at the time. Not the ball’s fault.

Then on the 491-yard 1st hole (our 10th), I smashed another drive with the black ball, and again it felt good off the club face. And again I put another approach within 40-feet. And yet again, I three-putted, this time for bogey.

On the 2nd and 3rd holes I missed each green, and thanks to good chip shots made par. The black ball felt pretty soft with the wedge and each time I was left with two-footers to get up-and-down.

On the 4th I stuck a wedge approach about 12-feet away, and below the hole. The black ball had produced yet another shot at birdie! And this time it was makeable. After sizing up the putt with confidence, I rammed the black ball four-feet past the hole, way offline, and was lucky to make the putt coming back for par.

Back in the bag the hot ball went. And out came the trusty Titleist. And with it came a birdie on the 465-yard, par-4 5th hole. Granted, I hit three perfect shots on the 5th, but the result was telling, considering I drained a tough, 20-foot putt.

Chipping: the black ball passed the test on this tough chip on the 2nd at Chambers Bay

Chipping: the black ball passed the test on this tough chip on the 2nd at Chambers Bay

I’m not bagging on the black ball at all here. I think it is an amazing product, but better suited to player’s not used to putting with buttery Titleists’. It’s as soft as it needs to be for me everywhere but the putting green. It goes a mile, spins like mad on the greens, chips well and is actually easier to see in the air (but not on the ground). Plus, there’s a lower-case ‘r’ logo on the ball, which I thought was super cool.

In terms of price Golf Refugees black ball is much cheaper than the Pro-V1, and almost fits into the bargain-ball category. A dozen balls only cost $25, plus shipping. For that price, they are definitely worth a shot.

Technically speaking, the black ball incorporates Thermal Distance Technology, an icosahedral dimple pattern,  2-piece construction, and an abrasion-resistant soft cover .  It is both R&A and USGA compliant.

Check out Golf Refugees at http://www.golf-refugees.com/index.html

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Golf Course Review: Chambers Bay

26 05 2009

cape fear

Chambers Bay
6320 Grandview Dr.
University Place, WA 98467
Navy Tees: 7,109 yards/Rating 74.4/Slope 130

Chambers Bay blew me away. Just a few days removed from playing the Robert Trent Jones II designed, Scottish links-style golf course on a sunny and windless 70-degree day, I can’t get the experience out of my head. Nor do I want to.  The feelings I have towards Chambers Bay rival my wandering lust for places like Crystal Downs, Wolf Creek, Austin Country Club, Oak Tree Country Club’s Men’s Course and Torey Pines.

Prior to visiting Chambers Bay, I fully understood the hype. This relatively new course had been designated by Golf Magazine, and a handful of other publications as 2007’s Best New Golf Course. Matt Ginella, Golf Digest’s senior travel editor (and one of my favorite golf/travel writers), recently included Chambers Bay in a list of his Top 10 Public Courses. Even more impressive, the couse will serve as the host of the 2010 U.S. Amateur and 2015 U.S. Open championships.

My expectations were high, but then I had heard stories from friends that the golf course was still maturing and needed more time, that the greens were shaggy, slow and hard. Even Kemper Sports, which manages the 250+ acre property, admitted to me last week in an email that they were struggling with course conditions after a hard winter. So, needless to say, those expectations were tempered a bit before my arrival and for the purposes of this review.

Hardly necessary. The golf course was in immaculate condition.

The minute I stepped on the practice putting green, which features a large Rolex clock, a transformation took place, and suddenly I was in Scotland. Tacoma no longer existed. All around me were massive sand dunes covered with native grasses and emerald faiways winding through said dunes, all bordered by the deep blue waters of the Puget Sound. There was even a train track, located in between the course and the Sound, invoking visions of St. Andrews and the famous Road Hole.

Chambers Bay's signature par-3, the 139-yard 15th, better known as Lone Fir

Chambers Bay's signature par-3, the 139-yard 15th, better known as Lone Fir

Accepting the challenge of Chambers Bay meant stepping back to what were the tips that day, and playing the course at a listed 7,109-yards. Prior to teeing off, the starter briefed me on the course conditions, provided a few ‘local knowledge tips’ and said the course would play more like 7,400-yards, considering its sea-level location and the heavy Pacific Northwest air.

Needless to say, I forsaw a struggle coming, especially on the 1st hole, a beautiful par-4 listed at 491-yards that stretches towards the Sound. Thanks to the starter’s tip, I only had 220-yards left to the hole on the 1st following what seemed like a solid drive.

After having played a nice hybrid approach to about 40-feet and three-putting for bogey,  and then following a similar pattern on the 2nd, I got into a groove. From the tee, I began belting the driver, and on the greens adjusted to the speed and grain. And after a birdie on the 465-yard, par-4 5th the course began to reveal its nature — holes that look crazy difficult from the tee box are amazingly playable. For example, on the 5th I drove the ball 330-yards from the elevated ‘Free Fall’ tee, hit a 9-iron approach to the uphill green and used the amazing contours that surround Chambers Bay’s greens to cozy the ball up to the flagstick.

The front nine at Chambers Bay allows players to finish with a flourish on the 8th and 9th holes after getting abused by the demonic, uphill, 482-yard 7th. The 8th is a narrow, but short 557-yard par-5, and the 9th is a 202-yard par-3 that features an elevated tee standing at least 100-feet above the green below. When the pin is located front-left, good shots tend to funnel towards the flagstick, which should make this hole a prime viewing spot during the U.S. Amateur and the U.S. Open.

Chambers Bay’s back nine is much like the front in that there are holes (#’s 11, 14 and 16) that test the limits of your golfing skill, but others, like the 12th, 15th and 18th that reward good play with birdie opportunities. As with the finishing hole on the front nine, the 541-yard, par-5 18th should prove a dramatic viewing spot for the birdie-hungry galleries attending the USGA’s upcoming  championships.

Finishing Touch: the amazing 18th hole at Chambers Bay

Finishing Touch: the amazing 18th hole at Chambers Bay

Chambers Bay advertises itself as ‘pure links golf’, and more than lives up to its billing. And it exceeds the hype created by Golf Magazine, Golf Digest and others. It is a golfing experience that allows players to play the game as the Scottish intended, and one that will stick in their minds for years to come.

Coming up with a list of ‘Signature Holes’ from Chambers Bay is like trying to name your favorite flavor of ice cream. It ain’t easy.

Signature Holes:

#5 tee#5 Free Fall — standing atop the elevated 5th tee complex players witness amazing views of the golf course layed out in front of the Puget Sound. Though this hole is listed as a 465-yard par-4, it plays shorter than advertised and offers real birdie opportunities.

#7 Humpback — in stark contrast to #5, this 482-yard par-4 offers little hope for birdie. A menacing dog-leg right, the 7th requires a forced carry from the tee and an extreme-uphill approach shot, which in my case required a 3-wood. The humpbacks this hole was named after sit just 60-yards from the green and have the potential to knock down low angled approach shots. 

#15 Lone Fir — this 139-yard par-3, with incredible views of the Puget Sound behind it, also houses the golf course’s only tree, a lonely Fir that stands tall. The well-protected green requires careful club selection, but also a respite after the brutal Cape Fear (#14).

#18 Tahoma — Standing on the 18th teebox, golfers are exposed to dramatic views of the Sound and the golf course, but also historic, industrial remnants of the gravel mine that once dominated this landscape. In terms of playbility, the 541-yard par-5 offers an excellent birdie chance and a memorable finish to a dynamic golf course.

Value: At $149 during the week and $169 on weekends, Chambers Bay is a steal. Pierce County residents receive a whopping $60 discount.

Walkability: Chambers Bay is a walking-only golf course. Rent a caddy, or bring your push cart because motorized carts are forbidden, minus a doctor’s note. Truth be told, the golf was so exciting the walk seemed a breeze.

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#12, The Narrows - click to enlarge #16 tee - click to enlarge 18th green - click to enlarge

rolex clock nice view historical remnants

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Golf Course Review: Gold Mountain Golf Club, The Olympic Course

6 05 2009

1st Tee, Olympic Course art

Gold Mountain Golf Club – The Olympic Course
7263 W. Belfair Valley Road
Bremerton, WA 98312
Blue Tees: 6,505-yards/Rating 71.3/Slope 129

The Olympic Course seems far removed from the concrete jungle that exists just a few miles away on Washington’s Highway 16. Driving into the Gold Mountain Golf Club complex, visitors are greeted by a shady row of huge, old growth trees, whose wet bark is covered in thick, dark green moss; truly one of the more beautiful entryways in golf.

The rainforest-like conditions in the driveway disappear, however, as soon as one steps out of the car and onto Gold Mountain’s practice putting green. This is golf in a true alpine environment, ala Keystone Ranch in Colorado’s Rocky Mountain’s. Surrounded by majestic views of the Olympic mountain range, deep, dark woods full of golf balls, and pine-scented breezes, the Olympic Course immediately refreshed my senses.

A PGA Sectional tournament had played the golf course that morning, and as a result, it was in impecible condition for late April. Driving the ball with confidence was easy, as the fairways were wide and well-drained, and gave off some nice roll. The real challenge at the Olympic Course was in managing its small, potato-chip-shaped greens, which on that day, were set up to test the pros.  

The Olympic Course's Signature 15th and 16th Holes

The Olympic Course's Signature 15th and 16th Holes

The finishing stretch of holes, while not the most difficult in golf, certainly should qualify as some of the most thrilling. After carding a birdie on the 14th, another birdie on the ‘Augusta-like’ 15th, a solid par on the scenic 16th and a double-bogie on the brutal 17th, I stood on the 271-yard, par-4 18th tee looking for revenge. And eagle seemed a real possibility after driving the heavily-bukered green with a sweet 3-wood, but then in a twist of nasty fate, a three-putt par landed on my scorecard.

The playability of the Olympic Course is a huge factor in why the Gold Mountain Golf Club receives so many accolades and hosts so many good tournaments, including last year’s NCAA Men’s West Regional tournament. Golfers of all abilities face a number of good chances to make pars and birdies on the Olympic Course, but often watch those scores balloon to bogeys and double-bogeys with a shaky putter.

Signature Holes

9th green, from 1st tee, Olympic Course#9 — don’t relax after hitting a good drive and second shot on the 585-yard, par-5 9th, as there is more work left to do with the approach shot. This green is a killer.

#15/#16 — I put these two holes together because they are joined by a lake, and not only provide scoring excitement, but the best-looking holes on the golf course. The 15th is a 334-yard par 4 that offers an easy birdie, or so it seems from the fairway. And the 16th is a 157-yard par-3  that will eat your lunch if you don’t hit the green with your tee shot.

#17 – the 440-yard 17th hole is a bruiser that requires accuracy above all else. 3-wood from the tee is a smart choice. The potential to blow-up on the 17th is huge.

Value — perhaps the best value of the golfing options on the Kitsap Peninsula, the Gold Mountain Golf Club’s daily rates are cheap and its club memberships, which include play on both the Olympic and Cascade courses, are super cheap.

Walkability — while the terrain is a bit up and down, the Olympic Course is still very walkable for a mountain design.

1st hole, Olympic Course 4th hole, Olympic Course view-from-6th-tee 

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Review: Soggy Dollar Bar!

15 04 2009

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Soggy Dollar Bar
White Bay, Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands
N 18° 26.46′ W 64° 45.84′
http://www.soggydollar.com/

Made semi-famous because of its version of the Pina Colada, aptly called the Painkiller, the Soggy Dollar Bar recently became one of the world’s choice destinations, thanks to the Travel Channel, which named it one of the Top 10 Places to get a Drink. And I couldn’t agree more. The Soggy is truly a must visit for anyone sailing through the British Virgin Islands.

For starters, the name fits perfectly. Soggy dollars are traditionally a result of sailors swimming from their moored boats to the beach for some fracas, but even if you play smart and put your money in a dry bag, it will be wet before long. From constant dips into the turquoise waters to your friends dumping Painkillers on your shorts to the ‘house dog’ licking your pockets/ass, your dollars will get wet.

 ring game soggy view soggy hammock

Once you are good and numb, try the ring game! Crew rules involved taking 10 spins before each turn, and a drink of Painkiller for each miss. You are free to draft your own rules, like we did, or play by Soggy’s house rules, which I think I remember involving some sort of topless, over the shoulder shot.

At the point where you and your crew start saying uncle from the sun and painkillers, take extraordinary care in getting back to your boat safely. Falling out of a dingy is dangerous.

The next morning greet your hangover with a bloody marie, and a yummy breakfast at Soggy’s. Pick up a t-shirt!

There’s not much more to say that the pictures and video don’t capture. The Travel Channel was spot on. Get there, and get hammered in pure paradise. You’ll be a bit more pirate than when you arrived.

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Review: Corsair’s Bar and Restaurant, Jost Van Dyke

1 04 2009

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Corsair’s Bar and Restaurant
18.43° N and 64.71° W
Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands

Just a few yards down the beach from the famous Foxy’s Bar on Jost Van Dyke island, sits little-known Corsair’s Restaurant and Bar. Unmistakable because of its pink exterior, Corsairs serves up an eclectic menu featuring the exotic, local catch of the day for the adventurous eater, and Italian dishes and pizzas that look, smell and taste like the chef lifted some recipes from his grandmother in Sicily.

Bellisimo!!

Corsair’s proprietor, Vinny, is a tough-looking biker, ex-pat from Evergreen, Colo., who spends half of his year in the Rocky Mountains running a Harley Davidson store, and the other half here, in Great Harbor, running this beachside bar and restaurant. Part of our crew was also from Colorado, so we made a natural connection with Vinny and talked at length about the mountains while throwing back painkillers.  

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Our host informed us that a table had been reserved for our crew for dinner. At the time – it was like 4:00 in the afternoon — we had laughed at the thought, but by dinnertime Corsair’s was packed.

Reggae music thumped from the speakers and the cooks danced in the visible kitchen, as more and more tourists arrived for dinner, all of them armed with reservations. Our table was situated near the front of the lively restaurant with a prime view of Great Harbor.

It took awhile to get our food, but the drinks were stiff and kept us busy, and once our food did arrive, my Neapolitan, wood-fired pizza exceeded expectations. Considering the limited ingredients available in the islands, Vinny’s pie was astonishing really, simply because it rivaled some of the ‘good’ pizza I had eaten in the US.

Soon, it was time to head back to our sailboat in White Harbor. Captain Brian, being the smart captain, had skipped our hike from White Bay that afternoon, and had instead skippered our dingy around the peninsula to Great Harbor and parked it on the beach.

sailboat-in-white-bay

While the other tourists waited for the island’s only taxi to drive back and forth over the steep and scary road to White Bay, our crew instead jumped in the dingy, fired up the motor and slipped our way around the bend towards our sailboat in calm waters, and under a late sunset.

The next time you decide to visit Jost Van Dyke, plan to spend an extra day in Great Harbor. After a morning of snorkeling and diving, or hiking, Foxy’s Bar is the perfect remedy for lunch and an afternoon party, while Corsair’s Bar and Restaurant caps off the day with a fantastic dinner.

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Review: Foxy’s Bar, Jost Van Dyke

21 03 2009

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Foxy’s Bar
18.43° N and 64.71° W
Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands
www.foxysbar.com

For those seeking the ultimate cheeseburger in paradise all roads and GPS coordinates end at Foxy’s Bar, a beach hideaway chilling under the palms in Great Harbor on Jost Van Dyke Island, one of the jewels of the British Virgin Island (BVI) chain. Located just ‘over the hill’ from the famously wild Soggy Dollar Bar, Foxy’s too throws its share of signature parties, but stands out from the BVI bar crawl because of its awesome food and home-brewed beers.

Our crew decided to hike from White Bay to Great Harbor on the island’s only ‘road’, a steep and curvy golf-cart path that the locals drove as if it were a rollercoaster ride, rather than take the dingy to Foxy’s from our sailboat. At the top of our climb we realized the payoff, killer views of the turquoise bay we were moored in below, plus dramatic vistas of the Caribbean and Great Harbor.

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Minutes later we were strolling through main street in Great Harbor, past Corsair’s Beachside Restaurant and Bar, a couple of lemonade style beachside bars, a beachside graveyard and bunch of lazy, leaning palm trees. Foxy’s was tucked away in the shade at the far end of the beach.

My nose drew me in, and I floated ala Barny Rubble towards Foxy’s bar. It smelled like burgers, and jerk spices, and beer. Reggae, not Jimmy Buffett, played over the loudspeakers.

A few days prior, some Brits on Norman Island had urged us to go to Foxy’s for burgers, and we had doubted them, simply because they were Brits.

Ever had a cheeseburger in London?” we had asked each other, collectively. “As if.”

Oh, but those Brits were right on the money. After a couple of weeks of sampling pretenders in the BVIs, Foxy’s finally delivered that ‘cheeseburger in paradise’ moment amidst a crazy atmosphere dominated by dirty lingerie hanging from the ceiling, a well-hung monkey near the bar and some eye candy.

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Foxy’s greasy cheeseburger was home-made, thick and juicy and cooked to perfection, slapped on a warm bun with some mayo and ketchup, and some fries on the side. No frills, and just perfect that plain ol’ burger way. The home-made amber brew that came with lunch washed down the delightfully greasy burger with notes of banana and coconut, the tastes of the islands.

My wife’s jerk chicken sandwich looked just as tasty. After lunch our crew dove into the hard stuff, sampling Foxy’s rum-filled drink menu. I settled in with a Dread Fox, a limey and cranberry rum fizz bomb, and our crew spent the rest of afternoon dancing and playing on the beach outside Foxy’s.

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Review: Chzburger in Paradise

8 03 2009

Captain Brian (left) and first mate Doug

Captain Brian (left) and first mate Doug looking hungry and thirsty.

Top of the Baths Restaurant & Lounge
Virgin Gorda, British Virgin Islands
http://www.topofthebaths.com/

The sweet painkiller went down like a tiny pill and I wanted more, my thirst and hunger almost unquenchable from a hot and sweaty morning filled with sailing six-foot carribean swells, and then hiking up to this gorgeous restaurant for our crew’s first cheeseburger in paradise. My mouth was perma-salted from our morning workout and the painkillers, one by one, not only balanced my palate, but shifted the island buzz into defcon 2. Happy dappy.

The Top of the Baths Restaurant & Lounge offers guests a most spectacular view, one overlooking a beach on Virgin Gorda Island known as The Baths; a stunning beach full of massive stones and boulders, crazy caves, crystal clear waters and white sands. The cheeseburgers? Not so spectacular, but worth ordering if for the view only.

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Our crew had been considering cheeseburgers in paradise , ala Jimmy Buffet, since our sailing trip had begun. Buffett’s music, which plays twenty-four-seven in the restaurants and bars dotting the British Virgin Isles (BVIs),  finally took a toll on our crew during that morning’s battle with with seas. There was a breaking point.

As Virgin Gorda came into view, co-captain Erica said something about being hungry, and then it happened. Over the sailboat’s shifty speakers slipped this familiar intro:

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly 70 days!
Losing weight without speed-eatin’ sunflower seeds
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soakin’ up rays,
But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettucini, or bulgar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat,

Cheeseburger in paradise!

It was rum and cheeseburger time, for once and for the rest of the trip!  And it was rum and cheeseburgers we found at the Top of the Baths Restaurant & Lounge.  

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The cheeseburgers were a little disappointing, as mentioned, but the rum and the views special. The presentation, of burger and fries, seemed too “country club, by the pool”, to qualify as a serious player in burger-land. You know the kind of burger I’m talking about.-those previously frozen, thin, tasteless patties combined with some pre-sliced cheddar, served with string French fries. All served poolside, just like a cookout!

The burger and fries fit the situation though. They were gone in 30-seconds, with the help of some ketchup and another pain killer. And within seconds of finishing we were soaking in the pool, ordering more rounds of painkillers, none too concerned with the taste, presentation, or originality of our first cheeseburger in paradise.  

The beautiful Baths

The beautiful Baths

Get there and you’ll soon understand why.

*This restaurant’s menu is pretty expansive, so this review might be a little unfair considering we ordered the lamest items on that  menu.

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Review: Alpental

1 03 2009

alpental-bridge

Alpental
Summit Elevation: 5,420 ft.
Vertical Drop: 2,280 ft.
Average Annual Snowfall: 400 inches
Skiable Acres: 302
http://www.summitatsnoqualmie.com/info/winter/alpental.asp

My wife and I skied at Alpental for the first time in January. It was on our first ride on the Edelweiss chairlift, to the 5,420-foot summit, that my jaw dropped while taking in the terrain surrounding us. It looked exactly what I imagined the Swiss Alps must look like, only smaller in scale.

The thought, I’ve got to ride this place on a powder day first escaped my lips on the chair that day, and then dominated my mind until our Steamboat trip a couple of weeks ago, where we were assaulted with oodles of champagne powder. Somehow, in the process of floating deep stashes between the ‘Boat’s Aspen trees, I had forgotten about Alpental.

That is, until I woke up early yesterday and noticed Alpental was reporting 14-inches of fresh snow on top of the mountain, up in that crazy playground I had observed from the Edelweiss chair earlier in the season. And to boot, it looked like it might be a bluebird, sunny day.

I got my gear on, and raced to the car and then to the ferry, where the boat crossed the Puget Sound in record time. I blasted up I-90 in the WRX, benefiting from a fast car and amazingly clear roads, and arrived at Alpental at 8:30, a half-hour before the lifts opened. It was 32-degrees outside, but felt like 50-degrees in the warm sunshine. There was mid-boot-level, fluffy powder in the parking lot and the sky was 501-blue.

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After a two-second walk to Alpental’s miniature base area, I was in line for the opening of the Armstrong Express; my egs shaking, stomach turning and brain breaking trying to organize my thoughts around the camera situation. And the backpack. I think a fart slipped out when the wheels of the lift started turning.

My mouth watered on the Amstrong lift as I spied an untracked lower International, while we drifted over Alpental’s groomed, intermediate terrain, to the drop-off point at mid-mountain. 30-yards from the Armstrong’s exit ramp is the Edelweiss lift, where I paired up with a Japanese man, and we sidestepped our way up the Edelweiss ramp to a ‘pole-in -the-middle’ two-seater. And no, this lift is not ghetto. It’s rustic, classic and authentic. It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting.

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After exiting the lift, I took a right and followed a single set of tracks to the mountain’s signature slope, International. I hadn’t skied since Steamboat, since that 18-inch day, and was a little nervous about the snow quality, about the sketchy traverse, and about the steepness I had heard about from locals. The traverse was soft and flat, however, and fed me nicely onto International’s top flank for about eight dreamy and steep turns.

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So much for my worries about the snow quality! This stuff was Cool Whip, Dream Whip, whatever, it felt like butter under my boards as I cut to the right beneath Alpental’s massive cliff, and floated seven, or eight more huge turns on International’s lower section.

In terms of steepness, International is up there with Arapahoe Basin’s Pallavicini area. Just don’t fall and everything should be fine.

The only bummer with taking the International route is that it takes two lifts to get back to the top. If lapping the untracked in a beautiful bowl is more your style, head left at the top of the Edelweiss lift into Edelweiss bowl, where the terrain varies incredibly. The potential for exploration in Edelweiss bowl is huge, especially on a powder day. After only two runs on International, which got tracked out quickly, I spent the rest of the day shralping Edelweiss.

Alpental is not a beginner-friendly mountain, but then it wasn’t designed to serve the average Joe. It is designed for advanced riders and experts who do not get intimidated by steep and rocky terrain, and who, in fact, thrive in it. Beginners have a friendly mountain to learn on just down the street at the Summit at Snoqualmie. For those looking to forget the big-mountain skiing available in Colorado and Utah, at least for a little while, there’s Alpental.

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Review: Steamboat Springs, Colo., part 2 –Travel and Lodging

16 02 2009

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The Porches: Attention to Detail Wins
During our last trip to Steamboat my wife and I stayed at an amazing slope-side spa, but the days of us traveling alone have changed since getting married. Our vacations these days typically include groups of friends and, or family. Our group this time around included four couples of friends, both old and new, a mix of professionals in their 30’s looking to unwind without children and responsibilities, and of course, to mix it up in some of Steamboat’s legendary Champagne PowderTM.

The lodging options in Steamboat are many, especially for groups, but in terms of finding luxury, entertainment and convenience in one place the Porches of Steamboat leads the way. From each home’s fine building details to the pool table and entertainment system housed in each home’s huge lower level, to the fast and efficient door-to-door ski rental and shuttle system, the Porches is in a class by itself.

porches-night1We arrived at the small neighborhood of custom homes located just off of Steamboat’s Mt. Werner road on a Thursday evening, and checked in at the neighborhood Barn with the Porches’ Eric Glick, who gave me the full lowdown on ski conditions and runs to consider, and since we were faced with a couple of days of Spring-like weather, some sage advice to, “follow the sun in the morning.”

Our crew then made its way to the 4,189-square foot Blue Spruce house, where we were promptly fitted for ski gear in the living room by Door2Door (D2D), a company that partners with the Porches. In terms of cost, D2D is a bit higher than most, but then you are paying for the convenience factor, which was a big deal for our party. The Porches and D2D even have a slope-side portal near the gondola where we were able to exchange gear, or get a tune, if necessary. And to boot, they stored our gear, so when we arrived to ski in the morning our boards were waiting for us, slope-side.

Each of the 5-bedrooms in the Blue Spruce house had its own master bathroom, not simply a toilet and a sink, but a master bathroom. There were three bedrooms on the top level, one on the main, and another in the lower level. To be blunt, the Blue Spruce house was huge. It seemed like, between the eight of us, we had two parties going at all times, one upstairs in the kitchen/living room and another one in the lower level around the pool table.

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One of our traveling companions owns a construction business that builds custom homes on Vashon Island, Wash., and he spent the week marveling at the Porches’ workmanship. From the massive, reclaimed Douglass Fir beams consistent throughout all of the Porches’ homes and even the Barn, to the ingenious and beautiful boot and jacket rack in the Blue Spruce’s foyer, to the baseboard woodwork throughout Blue Spruce, no expense was spared in building the Porches.

Nor was an expense spared with the shuttle, which to me, is somewhat of a big deal. It’s a canary in the coal mine, kind of like the salsa at a Mexican restaurant. If the shuttle is in poor condition, the service typically lacks too. The Porches owns a brand new shuttle, complete with DVD player, that was a phone call away and at most a ten-minute wait for pick up. It was always warm and the drivers were excellent. Like Eric, they also gave us some local knowledge on the way to the ski hill, which came in handy.

The amenities at the Barn, mostly the hot tub and pool, were welcome after a long day of skiing. Don’t miss the free chocolate on the way out.

In all, the Porches made an awesome experience in Steamboat a perfect one. The next time you decide to visit Steamboat Springs with family or friends, whether in winter or summer, consider staying at the Porches. Your traveling friends and family will thank you upon arrival.

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The Porches presents both ownership and rental opportunities. And for the rest of February the Porches is offering 25-percent off of lodging, 35-percent off for ski rentals, and FREE Lift tickets. Keep in mind, February and March are typically Colorado’s best skiing months, in terms of snow cover and sunshine.

For more information visit the Porches website at www.theporches.com, or call:

Emilie Crider at
970-879-0600
Emilie@pinnacleresorts.net

More Photos (Barn photos courtesy of The Porches of Steamboat)     

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Getting There
Located near the Wyoming/Colorado border, and somewhat isolated, getting to Steamboat seems a pain from the outside looking in, but really is a snap if you are willing to spend a few extra dollars to fly directly to Steamboat Springs and take a shuttle to the Porches - a rental car from Denver International Airport will set travelers back $100 per day, plus the cost of gas and insurance, and makes little sense if the weather turns ugly.

Delta Airlines offers flights from a wide-range of national airport hubs, and is currently offering specials from the following cities:

Atlanta and New York — *$119.00 each way
Los Angeles and San Francisco — *$149.00 each way
Seattle, San Diego and Phoenix — *$139.00 each way

*For more details on direct flights to the ‘Boat, please click here: http://steamboat.com/deltaAirlines.html

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